Maturation Class

Me - "RyLeigh, when is the day you have your meeting at school on turning into a woman,"

RyLeigh - "I think it's the end of this month."

Me - "I promise I won't embarrass you."

Long pause . . ..

Me - "I promise I will try not to embarrass you."

RyLeigh - "You better come late and sit on the back row."

She knows me too well.